Car – Page 12 – Shift Swag: Accessorize the Chaos!

Warning: May cause professional jealousy.

Still cheaper than therapy. And cuter.

Accessories hotter than your last 3 exes.

You don’t need it. Until you do. Like right now.

Punched in. Logged on. Add to cart.

Shift report said you needed this. We don’t make the rules.

Running on caffeine, spite, and fabulous accessories.